Hugging

(Music:  "People" by Mary Beth Carlson)

 

 

Hugging is healthy:

It helps your body's immune system,

it keeps you healthier,

it cures depression,

it reduces stress,

it's invigorating,

it's rejuvenating,

it has no unpleasant side effects,

and hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug.

 

Hugging is all natural:

It is organic,

naturally sweet,

has no pesticides,

no preservatives,

no artificial ingredients,

and is 100 percent wholesome.

 

Hugging is practically perfect:

There are no movable parts,

no batteries to wear out,

no periodic checkups,

low energy consumption,

high energy yield,

inflation-proof,

non-fattening,

no monthly payments,

no insurance requirements,

theft-proof,

non-taxable,

non-polluting,

and, of course, fully returnable.